Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
hehe all are true. am mostly proud of the 30 second phone conversations and the ability to go to the bathroom alone. Girls always go in pairs and recently, its been 3!! very nice post!
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well it's funny and I really am jealous of point 4 as I always have problem doing it ;p
BUT point 8 makes you wonder if the list was orginally written by a female or a compassionate guy, as a guy who does realize that must be thoughtfull more often that not, Hmmm.....
So true :P
ReplyDeleteI open all the jars for the men in my house. It is dexterity not strength :P
ReplyDeleteAmusing list though