2016-04-01

Try again

Hi again, I had problems publishing with a picture in the app.

Now trying just text

2016-03-31

2012-02-26

Happy Liberation Day Kuwait


Happy Liberation day to Kuwait.

I dedicate my liberation day to Baroness Margaret Thatcher who was the first world leader to speak out against Iraq's invasion of Kuwait. 

2011-11-06

I have a dream

I dream of the day a chicken can cross the road without being questioned.

2011-11-03

How to Talk Like a Consultant and be paid $1000 plus daily




If you want to be a consultant, you don't need any skills except maybe make a few powerpoint presentations. You also need to learn the lingo. Be sure to wear a suit and tie at all times and pepper your speech with these choice words and phrases:

Moving forward,
Righstizing,
Rationalize,
Touching base,
Syndicate,
First to market,
Synergy,
Think outside the box,
Ping,
Low hanging fruits,
Apples and Oranges,
Cloud,
Bandwidth,
Facetime,
Let's take this offline,
FTE,
Work smarter not harder,
Quick wins,
Efficiency,
Deliverables,
80 20 rule,
Leverage
Lever,
Core values,
Alignment,
sea change,
gentle reminder,

It does not matter if you don't know what these terms mean, the more you use them, the higher you can charge for your daily rate.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to think out of the box for  some low hanging fruits that I need to synergize and syndicate for some quick wins.

2011-10-03

Full Service Pump

Full Service Pump
Full service pumps are a great idea, you get to fill your car from either sides but why is the hose going round the cars to the wrong side ? Only in Kuwait.

2011-09-16

Paco Raabane Perfume Pyramid

Check out the latest and greatest in Kuwait, the Paco Raabane Perfume Pyramid now at the 360 Mall.
Notice the shoe throwing shield around it, to prevent any mischief from the delinquent kids.

2011-09-03

Only in The United Arab Emirates

Ford Raptor with 6 doors, can be found only in Abu Dhabi, The United Arab Emirates.


2011-08-26

The Rules of the Avenues

Avenues have a new set of rules not allowing you to use their names for nefarious purposes.


Here is their announcement:



For those who can't read Arabic, allow me to translate it for you:


1st RULE: You do not talk about Avenues.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Avenues.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the shopping is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a shop.

5th RULE: One shop at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no entry.

7th RULE: Shopping will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at Avenues, you HAVE to shop.

2011-08-04

Kuwait: The class of 1990

On August 2, 1990, the Iraqi army invaded the emirate of Kuwait, which Saddam Hussein, the then Iraqi president, had declared Iraq's 19th province. At the end of the school year of 1990, students in an international school in Kuwait said their final farewells as they headed off for the summer holidays. Many of them would never meet again. Twenty years on, Al Jazeera's Nashwa Nasreldin returns to Kuwait to find out what happened to her friends and the school during the war that separated them.




It is 47:46 minutes long but very touching.

2011-07-27

How to Levitate

How can you levitate and impress your friends and followers with your magic powers: