2016-04-01

Try again

Hi again, I had problems publishing with a picture in the app.

Now trying just text

2012-02-26

Happy Liberation Day Kuwait


Happy Liberation day to Kuwait.

I dedicate my liberation day to Baroness Margaret Thatcher who was the first world leader to speak out against Iraq's invasion of Kuwait. 

2011-11-03

How to Talk Like a Consultant and be paid $1000 plus daily




If you want to be a consultant, you don't need any skills except maybe make a few powerpoint presentations. You also need to learn the lingo. Be sure to wear a suit and tie at all times and pepper your speech with these choice words and phrases:

Moving forward,
Righstizing,
Rationalize,
Touching base,
Syndicate,
First to market,
Synergy,
Think outside the box,
Ping,
Low hanging fruits,
Apples and Oranges,
Cloud,
Bandwidth,
Facetime,
Let's take this offline,
FTE,
Work smarter not harder,
Quick wins,
Efficiency,
Deliverables,
80 20 rule,
Leverage
Lever,
Core values,
Alignment,
sea change,
gentle reminder,

It does not matter if you don't know what these terms mean, the more you use them, the higher you can charge for your daily rate.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to think out of the box for  some low hanging fruits that I need to synergize and syndicate for some quick wins.

2011-10-03

Full Service Pump

Full Service Pump
Full service pumps are a great idea, you get to fill your car from either sides but why is the hose going round the cars to the wrong side ? Only in Kuwait.