2006-01-31

What Type of Weather are You?

You Are Sunshine

Soothing and calm
You are often held up by others as the ideal
But too much of you, and they'll get burned

You are best known for: your warmth

Your dominant state: connecting



Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she's away
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and she's always gone too long
Anytime she goes away

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's gonna stay
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away

And I know, I know...

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
Only darkness everyday
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away

Bill Withers - Ain't no sunshine

Evil Eye

Evil Eye
Evil Eye

2006-01-30

Smileys - no more

Remember smileys? you all used them once or twice, well soon your favorite smileys

:-)

:-(

:-P

will be patented by the American Mobile giant cingular. quoting from their patent application:

) Smile ;-) or ;) Wink :-D or :D Big smile :-)) or :)) Very happy :0) Big nose smiley -) Cool! >:-) or >:) Evil grin >;-> or >;> Evil grin with a wink :-X or :X My lips are sealed }:-) or }:) Devilish :-{circumflex over ( )}) or :{circumflex over ( )}) Tongue in cheek :-P or :P Sticking out tongue :-& or :& Tongue tied :op Puppy face 0:-) or 0:) Saint :-)8 or :)8 Happy wearing a bow tie 8-) or 8) Happy with glasses #-) I partied all night %-) or %) Drunk :-###.. or :###.. Being sick %-( or %( Confused :-0 or :0 Shocked :-o or :o Surprised :- or : Indecision :'-( or :'( Crying :'-) or :') Crying of happiness :-( or :( Sad

Using the above will be a patent infringement if the patent passes.

So feel free to express your :-o "shock", the lawyers at Cingular must be :-###.. "drunk" or just %-( "sick". Why do they want to take our :-) "smile" away.

Article is here :-((((

The Water Heater does not work

It is a cold freezing morning, you wake up, turn on the hot water faucet, put your hands under the streaming water, and are shocked by the freezing water pouring down. Where is the hot water? You find out that the water heater has died. You think, hmm what would Mcgyver do?

Water Heater

Pure Genius, right?

Warning, don't try this at home, you will get literally shocked because mixing water and electrical appliances can give shocking results.

Oil to reach $262 per barrel

Gusher


Oil will reach $262 per barrel as predicted by George Soros.

Soros, who is famous for trading against the Bank of England and making $1 billion, and who also co-founded the Quantum fund which netted over %4000 in 10 years, predicts that oil could reach $262 as a result of some likely or unlikely scenarios.

The full article is here.

As Kuwaitis, unlike what is commonly believed, we do not each own an oil well in our 7osh (garden / backyard). We can benefit, however, because more money is coming in Kuwait. More construction, growing new businesses, more companies are showing greater profit, more job oppurtunities, the stock market flies, and if you invest, you get a little piece.

So good times for all. Enjoy while it lasts.

2006-01-28

Romeo and Juliet and Mobile SMS

Remember the balcony scene of Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet laments about Romeo's family when she says:

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.


Well, what if they had a mobile, and where sending SMSs, then what you would get would be:

Romeo and Juliet

2006-01-27

Million Dirham Website

I posted over a week ago about the Million Dollar Bush, now I just discovered a
Million Dirham website.

That is UAE Dirham, so it works out to 79,526 KD. They already sold a few pixels.

I am going to get greedy and make a 10 million KD site. Each pixel would be sold at 10 KD. Advanced orders welcome.

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Harmless Blog Virus

Don't start your virus checkers yet, this is harmless but cute. The infection involved is more like a bad fad. To get infected you need to cut and paste HTML code found by clicking on the cute little green worm.


Blog.Worm


Here is the news.com article that talks about it.

My Quirks

I was tagged by Sever so here are my quirks:

1) I can drink coffee 24/7 and it will not affect me, but 1 stakana of chai and I cannot sleep all night.

2) I cannot go to a movie theater, i get restless and have to leave in the middle, that is why I wait for the DVD and watch it with pauses every 10 minutes.

3) I can watch 3 movies at once by flipping channels.

4) TIme is always too long when I am at work, and always too short when I am doing something fun.

5) When something interests me, I really grok it. It becomes a passion and after a few weeks I can talk endlessly about it.

6) I don't like to be served or helped, I always feel I can do it better myself or quicker or just don't like to disturb people even if it was their job.

Ok, enough quirks about me, this list can go on forever.

2006-01-25

Text Messages from your mobile - speed record

Whenever there is an event that captivates everyone around you, seconds later you hear the familiar beeping of your mobile and there is a juicy line of gossip, a running rumor, a jolly joke, or extreme tastlessness text message waiting to be read on your mobile. You read, smile, belly laugh, frown or feel like you ate something bad then almost as a reflex, you pass it on to the next victims.

Have you ever wondered who the authors are that write those pico proses and send them out to the populace?

Well, I will not be revealing who these authors are but I am sure they have overgrown thumbs and can write at the speed of thought.

One such person is Kimberly Yeo, a business student in Singapore has managed to break the Guiness world record by typing "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human" in 43.24 seconds. The article is here.

2006-01-24

The mayonnaise jar and the two cups of coffee

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

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A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.


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He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

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The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.


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The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

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The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--God, your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions--and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else--the small stuff."
"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no
room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
Take care of the golf balls first--the things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."


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Weight Loss Motivation

When you start a diet, do you need motivation or encouragement to help you continue on your path to slenderness? Do you need help in avoiding those tempting sugary sweets that wink at you every time you pass them by the table? Does eating salad make you feel like a herbivore?

Well this man was motivated enough to lose 31 points (around 15 kg), what was his secret? Well all is revealed here.

Don't Panic



Don't Panic
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

2006-01-23

Cold Winter

Cold Camel

Thou knowest, winter tames man, woman, and beast.
(The Taming of the Shrew 4.1.10, William Shakespeare)

2006-01-22

Twisted Humor

Here are some funny things thay you will only appreciate if you got a twisted sense of humor. (just like me)


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Napoléon's Coronation as Emperor






Notre Dame Cathedral is in its full glory with dignitaries and papal representatives present to witness Napoleon's coronation. Pope Pius VII is present with his entourage. Napoleon and Josephine, his wife, enter Notre Dame to the tunes of Marche de Lesueur.




Napoleon, having conquered most of Europe had forced Pope Pius VII to come to Paris to consecrate him as emperor, only to demean him at the last minute by taking the crown from the pope's hands and crowning himself.

Few individuals can have created so much national social capital so quickly as Napoleon. In two frenetic decades, the Corsican-born petit caporal (little corporal) drove France to the heights of glory and the depths of despair, leaving behind a rich legacy: the civil code, the Bank of France and the beauty of Paris.






Inisde Notre Dame, the pope blesses the Emperor and his wife, Napoleon crowns himself and Josephine kneels in front of Napoleon and is crowned by Napoleon. Napoleon and Joesephine then seat themselves in their imperial thrones.

The Pope blesses the couple and pronounces to the assembly, "Vivat Imperator in aeternum".






Napoleon then pronounced the constitutional oath, his hand on the gospel.

"Je jure de maintenir l'intégrité du territoire de la République ; de respecter et de faire respecter les lois du concordat et la liberté des cultes ; de respecter et faire respecter l'égalité des droits, la liberté politique et civile, l'irrévocabilité des ventes des biens nationaux ; de ne lever aucun impôt, de n'établir aucune taxte qu'en vertu de la loi ; de maintenir l'institution de la légion d'honneur ; de gouverner dans la seule vue de l'intérêt, du bonheur et de la gloire du peuple français."

Finally the herald proclaimed: "the most glorious, the most august emperor Napoleon, emperor of the French, is crowned and enthroned emperor, Long live the Emperor!"

Napoleon and his entourage leave for Le Palais des Tuileries.

2006-01-21

Confusion for Today

Things are not what they seem, what you see now might change if you look closer and concentrate. Times are confusing. So here are some lyrics about confusion followed by some confusing pictures. Have a confusing day.

I must’ve dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams
But I can hear the marching feet
They’re moving into the street.

Now did you read the news today
They say the danger’s gone away
But I can see the fire’s still alight
There burning into the night.

There’s too many men
Too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go round
Can’t you see
This is a land of confusion.

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we’re given
Use them and let’s start trying
To make it a place worth living in.

Ooh superman where are you now
When everything’s gone wrong somehow
The men of steel, the men of power
Are losing control by the hour.

This is the time
This is the place
So we look for the future
But there’s not much love to go round
Tell me why, this is a land of confusion.

This is the world we live in
And these are the hands we’re given
Use them and let’s start trying
To make it a place worth living in.

I remember long ago -
Ooh when the sun was shining
Yes and the stars were bright
All through the night
And the sound of your laughter
As I held you tight
So long ago -

I won’t be coming home tonight
My generation will put it right
We’re not just making promises
That we know, we’ll never keep.

Too many men
There’s too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go round
Can’t you see
This is a land of confusion.

Now this is the world we live in
And these are the hands we’re given
Use them and let’s start trying
To make it a place worth fighting for.

This is the world we live in
And these are the names we’re given
Stand up and let’s start showing
Just where our lives are going to.

Land of Confusion - by Genesis (the rock group, not the book)






























Here Comes the Sun

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Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right
Little darlin' it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darlin' it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right
Little darlin' the smiles returning to their faces
Little darlin' it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes
Little darlin' I feel the ice is slowly meltin'
Little darlin' it seems like years since it's been clear
Here come the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's all right
Here come the sun, here comes the sun
It's all right, it's all right

2006-01-18

Million Dollar Bush

Bush Dollar


You might have heard of the Million Dollar Home Page, it was the bright idea of a student who wanted to pay for his studies so he thought up the concept of having a 1,000 x 1,000 graphics image and selling each pixel to advertisers for $1 per pixel. He succeeded and ended up with the $1,000,000 he needed. Brilliant yet insanely simple.

Well, the creator got news coverage, and got blackmailed, and got hacked, and basically got plenty of press exposure which helped his site thrive, but that is another story.

With all successful businesses, someone else comes up with a similar yet slightly different approach, so allow me to introduce the Million Dollar Bush.

I might try that, I would have a million dollar don veto, yeah! Would any of you buy some pixels?

Need help in carrying out your resolutions?

  • Do you make resolutions, on new year or any other time of the year, and fail to carry them out?
  • Do you need some help in being reminded of what you are supposed to do?
  • Do you need to get nagged until you do something?


You can get married, then you will be nagged all the time :-)
Nag

Or if you are already married, or still waiting, or do not want to go for extreme measures then you can use the Hassle Me service. What Hassle Me will do is send you email reminders at irregular times reminding you of things you need to do.

Try it, but don't blame me if it makes you crazy.

Parrot Sqawks on Playful Partner

Sqawk!


Ziggy the parrot liked to repeat what her humans said. Ziggy said things like "Hiya Gary", "I love you Gary", and made smooching sounds whenever the name Gary was said on TV.

She learned those cute phrases from Suzy Collins, the problem was Suzy was living with Chris Taylor and Ziggy was Chris's parrot. Confused? well here is the full story.

Lesson for today, if you are going to be lovey dovey, make sure the dang parrot is not listening in.

2006-01-17

No Comment

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I did not have access to my blog for the last few days. After seeing all the condolences and the emotions and deep feelings by my fellow Kuwaitis, there is nothing left to be said just A7san Allah 3azakom ya Kuwait

2006-01-15

Girl Gets Bird Flu After Kissing Chicken

Funky Chicken



Sumeyya Mamuk considered the chickens in her backyard to be beloved pets. The 8-year-old girl fed them, petted them and took care of them. When they started to get sick and die, she hugged them and tenderly kissed them goodbye. The next morning, her face and eyes were swollen and she had a high fever. Her father took her to a hospital, and five days later she was confirmed to have the deadly H5N1 strain of bird flu.

"The chickens were sick. One had puffed up and she touched it. We told her not to. She loved chickens a lot," her father, Abdulkerim Mamuk, said of the second youngest of his eight children. "She held them in her arms."

Her oldest brother, Sadun, said Sumeyya loved animals and took care of puppies and kittens in Van's Yalim Erez neighborhood.

When her mother saw Sumeyya holding one of the dying chickens, she yelled at her and hit the girl to get her away.

Sumeyya began to cry. She wiped her tears with the hand she'd been using to comfort the dying chicken.

"She wiped her face," said her father, speaking in broken Turkish and wearing a leather jacket and a typical Kurdish headdress in their bright, clean home. "She started to swell. She had a really high fever."

Following a few tense days when her family worried if she would recover, Summeya's condition has improved due to quick treatment with the antiviral drug Tamiflu, said Dr. Huseyin Avni Sahin, chief physician at the Van 100th Year Hospital.

But at least two other children have died of the same virus in Turkey, and as of Tuesday, 15 people had tested positive for infection in preliminary tests. Many are children.

The disease also appears to be spreading.

In parts of the world where the virus has been deadly _ until now only in East Asia _ children like Summeya have been the worst hit.

"It was the same in Asia," said Dr. Guenael Rodier, a scientist with the World Health Organization who has been chasing the virus around the world. "It mainly occurred in family clusters of small size, and mainly in children."

Even if not animal lovers like Sumeyya, children in poor agricultural towns tend to be extremely comfortable with the animals they share their lives with. It has been particularly difficult to convince them that this proximity can now be dangerous.

In Dogubayazit, the Turkish town near the Iranian border where most of the current cases originated, children usually outnumbered workers in trying to round up chickens for culling. Boys and girls led cows and sheep down the main streets. As adult out-of-towners fled from terrifying dogs that snarled from nearly every backyard, little local children giggled.

As the H5N1 bird flu virus spreads, scientists monitoring it for fear it could mutate into a form easily transmissible among humans say education on its dangers is crucial to fighting it. Rodier said his organization was considering implementing a program aimed solely at rural children.

"It's child behavior," he said. "They play with everything."

As for Sumeyya, she is expected to be released from the hospital and join her family and her other pets _ dogs, cats and cows _ in the next few days.

"She's gotten better," Sahin said. "In a few days, she'll be released."


Lesson for today, love your animals, just don't hug them especially if they have bird flu.

article stolen from here

2006-01-14

Going nowhere fast

Rain is over, at least the last time I looked but the roads are still wet.

Slow down and don't drive fast, you got slippery roads and you want to reach your destination in 1 piece.

Keep the speed legal.

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Let the challenged people pass you.

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Let the birds fly by.

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Slow down even if you are hungry.

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and don't do what the song says:


Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Looking for adventure
and whatever comes our way

Yeah Darlin go and make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
and explode into space

I like smoke and lightening
Heavy metal thunder
and racing with the wind
and the feeling that I'm thunder

Like a true nature's child
We were born born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild