The Rules of the Avenues

Avenues have a new set of rules not allowing you to use their names for nefarious purposes.


Here is their announcement:



For those who can't read Arabic, allow me to translate it for you:


1st RULE: You do not talk about Avenues.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Avenues.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the shopping is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a shop.

5th RULE: One shop at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes, no entry.

7th RULE: Shopping will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at Avenues, you HAVE to shop.