Are you a true Kuwaiti Driver ?

Here is a test for all you Kuwaitis and non Kuwaitis that will tell you if you have the survival skills to drive in Kuwait. Answer each question honestly. I promise I won't report you to the traffic police:

1) In a roundabout, do you:

a) give priority to the cars driving from the left
b) drive into the roundabout if it looks a little safe
c) jump into the roundabout at full speed, honking your horn and swearing at the people blocking you.

2) Giz means:

a) A new type of shampoo
b) driving all day going nowhere
c) driving all day, music blasting while only looking at the road from your door window.

3) Can you drive a car while talking on your mobile and drinking your cocktail drink?

a) Impossible
b) I can't but all my friends can
c) Is there any other way of driving?

4) Ever parked your car on the left side of a major road?

a) Isn't that illegal?
b) Only if there is no parking space on the right.
c) Always

5) What does Red - Orange - Green mean?

a) Stop - get ready - go
b) Stop - drive - drive faster
c) Fast - Faster - light speed

6) Ever drove on the left lane, noticed your turn on the right about to be missed, and took a sharp right trun and managed to get to your turn and lived to tell the tale?

a) No, or don't understand
b) sometimes
c) always

7) What is the shortest distance between your house and your coop?

a) Don't understand
b) Gulf Road
c) Love street

8) You get a text message on your mobile while you are driving, do you:

a) Reach your destination then read it
b) Wait to stop at a traffic light to read it
c) Read it while driving at full speed and replying to it and forwarding it to a few friends

9)When you get a traffic ticket, do you

a) feel bad, and promise yourself you will drive better in the future
b) feel pissed off, you where not breaking any traffic laws, the police are picking on you
c) don't care, you have vitamin W

10) Can you drive at 100 km/hr and have a conversation with your friend in the car next to you at the same time?

a) Huh?
b) no
c) yes

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Scoring time. Count how many times you answered a, b and c and check your results below:

Answered mostly a

You will not survive driving in Kuwait, I reccomend you take a taxi, bus or wanette depending on your budget.

Answered mostly b

You have some Kuwaiti driving skills. Driving in Kuwait is like playing a video game, the more you practice the better you will be. It is ok to eliminate your opponents but be careful, you only have 1 life and there is no "restart" button.

Answered mostly c

You are the king or queen of the road. The Schumacher brothers want you to give them driving lessons. When you get in your car, you are Batman in his batmobile, you are Michael Knight in his black trans am, you are crazy frog flying all over the city.