Consultants - or - How to Impress / Baffle your audience

We must leverage granular synergies and operationalize mission-critical market space. By doing this we ramp up holistic capability transfer resulting in globalized scalable value chain.

I was always impressed with consultants with their sharp suits, ultra light laptops and powerpoint presentations and the impressive words they deliver to numbed out audiences. It always holds me in awe but when I try to figure out what they said, nothing registers.

If you want to speak like a consultant, here are some guidelines with a useful table from Guerilla Consulting.

Here is another BS generator that will generate powerful phrases with the click of a button.