1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars to see if they Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
LoooooooooooooooooooL :P
ReplyDeletee9eeer agoolik shay !!!
That was soooooo funny and Thanx for the early morning pick me up !
I got up on the wrong side of bed today, headed off to work swaggering my new oooh sooo lady like suite to try and give myself and extra oomph... but this post got me cracking up behind my desk... now the ppl around me are positive I have no sanity (and definitely not working):P
Oh and u wanna know why I found it so funny... coz I bloody well related to most of them :P
Good Stuff Don :)
Haha I loved the last one!
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I love #17. LOL. Good list.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing it with us.
diigma: on my drive to work this morning, the weather was so perfect, the wind was cool but not freezing, the sun was shining, then I parked my car and I got stuck in my work, instead of being out and enjoying the lovely weather. So I have my coffee, check out the blogs, put up this post, I am glad you liked it Don't worry you are not insane, just a good sense of humor.
ReplyDeletekabalah: The surprise would be if you get served diet water, then the waiter would me crazier.
QC: meet to, try it and see the expression on their faces ;-)
hussa: hehe, next time I see anyone screaming I won, I won at the ATM I will know it is you.
I liked number 20 the most. :-)
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