After digging 100 meters deep Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years and concluded that they already had a telephone network a thousand years ago.
To overcome their embarrassment the American scientists dug 200 meters and found traces of 2000 years old optical fibers and announced that they had high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.
Pakistan being so active in international affair's these days could not keep silent and after digging as deep as 500 meters Pakistani scientists found nothing and proudly declared that 5000 years ago (much before Russians & Americans) they were already using mobile phones.
The Iraqis on the other hand dug 2-meter deep holes... to burry the 17 civilians killed by the Americans after prayers. The Russians and Pakistanis did nothing.
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