Well now is your chance for a better job, the following jobs are available:
Target Practice Expert
You get to work with guns, working hours are 2 hours every day. You get medical insurance, but no death insurance. You can take this job as part time.
Programmer
You get your own high powered computer, you can write wonderful software, and you get your own desk and chair. Hurry, seating is limited.
Elephant Babysitter
Elephants are wonderful animals, they are gentle and kind and never forget a favor. You get to take care of elephants, make sure that they are well fed and that their living area is clean.
Team Worker
Are you a team player? do you like to make lots of friends? do you like to socialize? This job is perfect for you.
High Rise Technician
Do you want to move higher up? Do you want to have the world at your feet? Do you like to be in a high position ? Apply now. Don't miss out, this job will take you to the top of the world.
I like the Target Practice Job, because the hours are short ;-)
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ReplyDeleteI want to be a High Rise Technician. Wouldn't that be great specially that I am high-phobic.
The only thing I would say is “emsek maynoonek laa eak eli ayan menah”.