2006-07-17

Simple Lessons in Marketing Concepts

1  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

   "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing



2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

   One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

   "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising



3  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her

   telephone number. The next day, you call and say:

  "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing



4  You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,

   you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,

   pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:


 By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations



5  You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:

   You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition



6  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

   I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

-  That's Customer Feedback



7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

 "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.

   -That's demand and supply gap




8  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before

   you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"

   and she goes with him

     - That's competition eating into your market share



9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:

   "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.

       - That's restriction for entering new markets

3 comments:

  1. HA...
    That is funny..
    I like it...

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  2. its like a crash course in economics/marketing! Very funny! :D

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