We emphasize the peaceful nature of our nuclear weapons... I mean... of our nuclear power plant, and nuclear energy and activities. We have no need for nuclear weapons, as we've often said. Nuclear weapons are not part of our defense doctrine.
Well just to be safe, and in case a nasty mistake or misunderstanding happens, what can we Kuwaitis do ?
The answer is run to your nearest favorite coffee shop and order 20 shots of espresso and gulp it down fast, it might make you walk on the ceiling but it will protect you from harmful radiation. Indian scientists say coffee protects mice from radiation and could work the same way in humans.
So in case of atomic bombs dropping on us, not only cockroaches would survive but caffeine filled people too.
This public service announcement brought to you by Don Veto.