Why does it happen only to me that:
When I am in a hurry driving somewhere because I am late, some poor soul maybe tired of his unhappy life thinks of crossing the street slowly right in front of me just under the pedestrian bridge.
I am sitting in a quiet cafe and all of a sudden some workman thinks it is the perfect time to install a fixture with a very loud drill above my head, at the same time an African man is talking Swahili in a very loud voice on his mobile right next to me, he is so loud, I am sure his friends in Africa can hear him without his mobile.
Stretching my legs on an airplane on an aisle seat, a big lady has a lengthy argument / discussion with the stewardess right next to my seat. I need to lean across the middle seat to avoid accidentally bumping my head on her protruding parts and being blamed for something I am completely innocent of.
I am very punctual for my flights and am among the first to check in my luggage, as a reward, I get my baggage coming out the last in the baggage carousel on my destination.
I prepare an elaborate omelet with tomatoes, cheese and anything that can be thrown in and when I slide the omelet to the plate and carry it out of the kitchen the plate falls omelet first.
I sit at the tempura table with the hot surface in front of me and the cook decides to grill 2 kilos of garlic for someone else's order right in front of me with the fumes bathing me.
I like to think you are allocated a fixed amount of bad luck in your life, so if you get bad luck in minor things your quota of major bad luck decreases. So it is all good in the end.