The Meaning of Beards

He approaches you with a light one day old shadow, what does this tell you ? he is unkempt, lazy, or maybe he wants that passe Miami Vice look.

You see another man, with a full lengthy beard all the way down to his protruding belly, what signals do you get from that ?

Another gentleman has a neat goatee, or saksuka in Kuwaiti, what message does that give ?

Well, each of you can interpret it in the way you like, but here, it means how much of Unix Wizard you are. Pictures included.