2006-04-09

Lie Detector to Be Used in Russian Airport

A lie detector will be used in Rusian Airport to detect drug smugglers and assorted criminals.

It will also be useful in Kuwait, imagine the following scenarios:

Official: Put your hand on the lie detector.
Egyptian Man (puts hand on lie detector)
Lie Detector:
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP, explodes in a ball of smoke.

Official: Next
Official: Put your hand on the lie detector.
Indian Man: Atcha
Official: You are here as a bus driver, have you ever driven a bus before?
Indian Man: Yes
Lie Detector: BEEP BEEP BEEP

Official: Next
Official: Put your hand on the lie detector.
Kuwaiti Man: Inzen
Official: Have you ever told a lie?
Kuwaiti Man: Yes
Lie Detector: silent
Ofifcial: What is your occupation?
Kuwaiti Man: Goverment Employee
Lie Detector: 1/2 BEEP
Official: Do you come to work on time?
Kuwaiti Man: Yes
Lie Detector: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEeeee... (battery runs out), gaweeya gaweeeya.

4 comments:

  1. ahaha!
    That would be interesting to watch.

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  2. You should have put the Egyption guy at the end of the list of detectees since the lie detector went off without having asked him a single question.

    Mohamed Qasem

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  3. Ofifcial: Did you like this post?
    Computerchi: No
    Lie Detector: BEEP BEEP BEEP

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